So yesterday I got a new friend. His name is Pegasus. Hes not like the rest of us. So we ate him. Too bad. Eating my friends is sad but sometimes I get hungry.

So today, my leprechaun put too much rainbow into my coffee. I got angry because too much rainbow is gross so I ate him. It brought me great joy to nibble on his brains. I don't know why but leprechaun meat is always a cure for bad moods. Someone called the police because they thought I was a cannibal! What?! I swear sometimes I think I'm the only one who knows I'm a Unicorn

Some people say Unicorns arent real. I say they are and I am  one. Ever since the ministry for magical animals started budget cuts, us unicorns have been on protest. We have been coming out of the darkness slowly one by one for a while. But it is dangerous. My friend Steve got shot yesterday for trying to push someone out of the way with his horn. Poor Steve  Nobody really understands what its like for unicorns