Friday, March 1, 2013

So today, my leprechaun put too much rainbow into my coffee. I got angry because too much rainbow is gross so I ate him. It brought me great joy to nibble on his brains. I don't know why but leprechaun meat is always a cure for bad moods. Someone called the police because they thought I was a cannibal! What?! I swear sometimes I think I'm the only one who knows I'm a Unicorn
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  1. Madiholttt.March 1, 2013 at 12:17 PM

    Brains are super yummy! I heard that you gain the victims memory when you eat brains. What where his memories like?

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    1. Jack AttackMarch 6, 2013 at 11:49 AM

      His brains tasted like fruit loops! But they weren't as good tasting as the memories. This leprechaun was a slave. So it was like Sweet and Sour.

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  2. Courtney LynetteMarch 1, 2013 at 12:18 PM

    Wow, who called the police?? You had every right to eat the leprechaun.

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